tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(Source: divascreech)

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togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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(Source: dewgongo)

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grates:

grates:

im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination 

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this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it

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amordelfriki:

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

This is the greatest chat moment ever.

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the-girl-with-the-owlhat:

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

This was the way art was meant to be interacted with. 

(Source: best-of-memes)

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